The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die
Unless you’re my biffle. Then I’ll let myself die with you.
You soft as fuck
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter
-Anonymous (via wnq-writers)
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract